So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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