i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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