I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
