This girl is more easily done than said...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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