I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Randomize
