it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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