I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
