I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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