Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
