She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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