At least make sure they are 18
Why
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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