They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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