bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Sorry about my life...
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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