I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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