I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I need water and some morals
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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