do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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