He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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