No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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