Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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