I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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