it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
accomplished twins. life is a go
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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