Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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