More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Nicole vs. Life
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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