just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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