Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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