So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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