Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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