Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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