He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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