Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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