just survived the first fart of the relationship.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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