We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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