i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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