it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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