My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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