dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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