We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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