when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
