So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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