He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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