I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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