So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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