when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Randomize
