There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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