I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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