Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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