coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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