I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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