so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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