Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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