I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize