Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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