So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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