the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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