You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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